So what’s drool-worthy in the bone-shaped gift bag? The highlights include an Oh My Dog! eau de toilette and shampoo, a stainless-steel designer dog bowl, a Bow-Lingual dog-bark “translator” and–for the dog that believes presentation is everything–sushi-shaped dog snacks. Handlers aren’t left out: they get a year’s subscription to upscale Animal Fair magazine and a Dyson vacuum specifically designed for picking up animal hair. The total basket’s worth nearly $1,000. (Would that count as $7,000 in dog dollars?) Human celebs might scoff, but it’s only natural that gift baskets have finally gone to the dogs.